How nerdy is it to have a subscription to the Smithsonian Magazine? Well, doesn't matter because Moses is the one who subscribes so either way you answered, I am still cool. The coolest. Ha.
Not the point, however. The point is the back of the magazine. The awesome part where they carry advertisements for weird crap that will transform you into a modern day Indian Jones without the guns and violence. You think I kid? Here's a sampling:
- Fisher Space Pen
-Authentic Artifacts and Coins
-Wireless Weather Station
-Athena Pheromones ("biologist's pheromones increase affection")--you know Indy was all over this
-Wold Discovery Box (Includes over 50 fossils, insects, marine life and minerals)
-Publish Your Book Now!
-Voyages to Antiquity
-Turkey Tours (the country not the bird)
-Upton Tea Imports
-European Beret (probably for the girl, not for Indy because he had the hat)
-David Morgan Unique Items of Lasting clothing (felt fedora, red check flannel, and messenger bag shown)
-World's Fastest Wrinkle Remover (even Indy ages)
-a Cell Phone That's a Phone (as in that's all it does)
-Gorilla Glue
No kidding, that's all in the back. Plus a bunch of other similar crap. I love it all. Yes, please, send me on a Voyage to Antiquity dressed in David Morgan's clothes, where I will write my self-published book with my space pen while smelling like Athena's pheromones. I can hardly wait.
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